The blonde and the lightbulb
The blonde wanted a few days off work but knew the Boss would not allow her to take any leave.
She thought that if she acted "CRAZY" then he would tell her to take a few days off.
Her "crazy" act was to hang upside down from the ceiling and make funny noises.
A female colleague, also blonde, asked her what she was doing?
She explained that she was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think she was "crazy" and give her a few days off. A short time later the Boss came into the office, saw the blonde hanging from the ceiling and asked, "What are you doing ?"
She told him she was a light bulb.
He said "You are obviously suffering from stress. Go home and take a few days off to recover."
She jumped down and walked out of the office and was quickly followed by the other blonde.
"And where do you think you're going?" the boss asked.
The second blonde said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
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